"Homer Scissorhands"
After Lisa breaks Milhouse's heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to fall a victim to her pranks and be saved back by Lisa. At the same time, disgusted with the hairdressing service in Springfield in general, Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon at home, only to ruin Marge's reputation of a good housewife.
Guest star: Kristen Schaal as Taffy.
